We never did watch Dark Knight on account of Ron trucking his bawling candy-ass girth to the hospital. It wasn't a long fall, but hey I guess a thumb bone wasn't made for supporting the brunt of a huge useless tool against wet grass. So this one time he was leaning against the screen door and the **** popped open, and the back deck was wet and he slipped down the steps and broke his thumb on the lawn. We were going to chill in front of The Dark Knight and he was so psyched of it y'all. At this point I'd like to give a shout-out to my boy Dennis who was over the other day. But all I'm saying is, when do you get to THRASH anything? While you're playing house or some **** are you ever in jeopardy of getting mud on your doll's dress or whatever from busting out, and I quote 'the mad stunts all wicked up-ins?' Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo-Ma? I didn't actually play this game, but I gave it 3 hats out of 10 hats to keep it real. I'm like, so this is about houses or some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's like **** dynamite in a handbag for some brosephs. And this beta is sitting in my Steam library for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something. Hiveswap is this game that a lot of cats seem hella pumped of. For big ups to Mother Earth, yo.* So okay. *This review printed on 40% recycled asbestos. I'm Hiveswap: Why the 'Game of the Year' or whatever isn't as good as some other stuff I like that's better. And this beta is sitting in my Steam library for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something.Д«ut I don't know.

Hiveswap: Why the 'Game of the Year' or whatever isn't as good as some other stuff I like that's better. I can recommend it to everyone who enjoys adventure games, and it's definitely a must-play for Homestuck fans.

I hope future acts make you think a bit more often. Maybe make the hints optional in future acts? Conclusion: A very fun adventure game, and a great Homestuck experience (if you're into that), but a bit too easy and too short to be perfect. I definitely don't want an obscurely frustrating experience like with some old adventure games, but I feel like the only times the game made you use your head were ruined by the fact you got unasked hints for them right afterwards. I got stuck one time, and that was with the door incident I mentioned above. That said, this is no big deal: I have to remember it's only Act 1. I would have vastly preferred a bigger amount of interactions between the characters over item combination/interaction text, which I enjoyed, but wouldn't deliberately seek out. Relatively short, took me three hours while taking my time. ANY button skips stuff, even the screenshot button. Particularly, having to use an item on a door was unexpected, considering the icon didn't change from the regular movement icon when you hovered over it with the item, and the fact using items on transitions was unprecedented. Weird 'hitboxes' for items, and a few 'conflicts' between movement and interaction. Seems more of a programming issue than anything related to sound design, however. Volume is also extremely inconsistent across rooms, even compared to sound effects. I wish Jude could have been fleshed out more, but I guess that's for Hauntswitch so I can't complain! Cons: - Music transitions are buggy, especially around strifes. Good worldbuilding and setup, I can see future acts having a really good plot. Vast breadth and depth of references that are subtle enough to not be cringey (and in fact would go over most players' heads, there were even humanimals references), but recognizable enough to still make you smirk. However, I feel like this might have harmed the game's length, check below for what I mean. Attention to detail, both in gameplay and text. Amazing art, tons of unique animations and cutscenes for even tiny stuff. Vast breadth and depth of Pros: - Really good humor and writing(I would say it's as good as Homestuck's Andrew Hussie's, if not as eclectic). Pros: - Really good humor and writing(I would say it's as good as Homestuck's Andrew Hussie's, if not as eclectic).

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